Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Eschaton Assignment Desk

Some perfectly valid questions for Mr. Santorum:

1) Were you a virgin on your wedding night?

2) Have you ever committed adultery?

3) Have you ever committed an act of sodomy?

4) If it were up to you, would Mary Cheney be in jail now? Would you give that answer personally to her father?

5) If it were up to you, would Congressman Kolbe (R-AZ) be in jail right now?

6) What is your honest opinion of Ass Clowns 3?