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If you want to be gay, then fine. That is your choice. And America is the land of the free. In America, you are also free to be Australian. That is what our American ancestors fought for--for the right to be gay Australians. But not in front of my daughter. 9/11 taught us a lesson. Let us never be complacent. Let us fight to have the right to let my daughter have the right to not see you being a gay Australian. Then I slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, my tongue was inside her, moving rapidly. Not my daughter, of course. Shut up! You sicko pervert gay Australian!
Al Franken is a deranged drunk. But I respect his father.
I don't think anyone can deny the truth of this stuff. Surely not my old pals from Levittown, or my new pals from Long Island. Respect the father and the gay, as long as they keep the paternity and gayity to themselves. And, oh yes, put the tongue inside her and move it rapidly. Anything else would be un-American. Shut up!