Monday, December 19, 2005

Waterboard Gonzales

Hey, what's the big deal? I mean, it's nothing compared arresting citizens and detaining them indefinitley without charges or access to attorneys!

Q You have stretched this resolution for war into giving you carte blanche to do anything you want to do.

ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES: Well, one might make that same argument in connection with detention of American citizens, which is far more intrusive than listening into a conversation. There may be some members of Congress who might say, we never --


Sure, we broke the law, but we only did it because we thought Congress might not change the law!

Q If FISA didn't work, why didn't you seek a new statute that allowed something like this legally?

ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES: That question was asked earlier. We've had discussions with members of Congress, certain members of Congress, about whether or not we could get an amendment to FISA, and we were advised that that was not likely to be -- that was not something we could likely get, certainly not without jeopardizing the existence of the program, and therefore, killing the program. And that -- and so a decision was made that because we felt that the authorities were there, that we should continue moving forward with this program.


And, you know, we've like TOTALLY guaranteed that everyone we're wiretapping, even though we don't arrest them, is like SO TOTALLY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY, and we have our VERY BEST SHIFT SUPERVISORS making sure that's true so shut up.

Q And who determined that these targets were al Qaeda? Did you wiretap them?

GENERAL HAYDEN: The judgment is made by the operational work force at the National Security Agency using the information available to them at the time, and the standard that they apply -- and it's a two-person standard that must be signed off by a shift supervisor, and carefully recorded as to what created the operational imperative to cover any target, but particularly with regard to those inside the United States.

Q So a shift supervisor is now making decisions that a FISA judge would normally make? I just want to make sure I understand. Is that what you're saying?


(via first draft)