Now I feel like a real journalist. I've read the speech, before he's even given it! Maybe I should write up an advance story about it, as the wire reporters are no doubt doing write now. Let's try it...
July 26 (AP) -- Extreme left Bush-hater Howard Dean, addressed the delegates at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. Continuing with the Bush-bashing theme set early by the very liberal Hillary Clinton, Dean, clad in a Che Guevara T-shirt, declared that Bush is "The Great Satan," and called for the immediate nationalization of the means of production...
