Rock on.
Monday, August 24, 2020
Cuck
We can all laugh at the details but really this is a story about a massive financial scam inflicted upon (other) people which dooms them to a life of fucked up sexual morality and associated hangups that they can't unburden themselves of without extreme difficulty.
WASHINGTON – In a claim likely to intensify the controversy surrounding one of the most influential figures in the American Christian conservative movement, a business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.
So Fine
Good for the #Conways. Family is paramount. I’ve known Kellyanne for many years and always liked her on a purely personal level. I wish her and her family the best. It’ll also help her (and perhaps all Conways) to get as far away as possible from a certain poisonous personality.
— howardfineman (@howardfineman) August 24, 2020
Kenosha
Cops are out of control in this country, either with the support of their notional elected political leadership or because those leaders are too powerless to do anything about it and that seems to be pretty undeniable (though people will deny it!) whatever the specifics of any particular high profile case. A bit of a problem!
We've Got To Fulfill The Book
Kellyanne's gonna have a primetime MSNBC show and be a proud leader of the resistance against President Cotton in 2025.
Bye Kellyanne
And shame on any of you liberals for saying anything bad about this person who lied in support of an administration that has caused immense death and misery, facilitated child rape and a lifetime of trauma for thousands at least! She has been having family problems - have some sympathy you heartless jerks! - and while we all like the kayfabe on tv of calling out her lies, she was an invaluable source to us, and Journalistic Ethics never allowed us to point out that she contradicted privately what she told you publicly! We will do everything we can to promote her inevitable book, which will give us massive scoops like, "Trump is a big dumb asshole evil liar." Who knew? Surely not us journalists! BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
Sunday, August 23, 2020
bOtH sIdEs
I don't think all Democrats are Good or that they wouldn't be more likely to give a Dem president the benefit of the doubt, but if there was an even mildly convincing case that President Clinton (or any Dem president) had fucked up the pandemic response this badly, a majority of Dem voters wouldn't be saying, "yay team, great job." Certainly they wouldn't be calling 176,000 deaths acceptable even without being asked who to pin the blame on.
The Trump Family Circus
Convention is going to be (almost) all Trumps (and Jared) all the time.
Can't wait for the most of the country to hear Jared for the first time!
Can't wait for the most of the country to hear Jared for the first time!
The Party Of Death
CBS anchor Margaret Brennan highlights recent poll that shows 57% of Republicans think 176,000 dead Americans from covid is "acceptable," asks RNC chair Ronna McDaniel how that number can be acceptable.
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 23, 2020
McDaniel: "I think that is a really unfair poll." pic.twitter.com/yJsY6mVBnA
CURE
Tonight, My President will announce that if you stick oleander extract up your ass while drinking nightshade tea, you will totes be cured of both Covid and that annoying rhythmic pounding in your chest.
This will be taken very seriously by the people who took the last miracle cure seriously, and by that I mean all our finest media outlets.
This will be taken very seriously by the people who took the last miracle cure seriously, and by that I mean all our finest media outlets.
Got Him Now
This Trump person seems like a bad guy, no?
Barry, 83, was aghast at how her 74-year-old brother operated as president. “His goddamned tweet and lying, oh my God,” she said. “I’m talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit.”
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