The great orange Satan steals my beat (joke).
The other complaint about The Kids Today is that they don't vote. Fair enough. The youngs vote less than other age groups consistently. But I looked up the numbers the other day, and a higher percentage of The Kids voted in 2008 and 2012 than in every presidential year from 1984 onward, except for 1992 edging out 2012 very slightly. So turnout from The Kids Today is better than turnout from The Kids Yesterday. No they don't vote in midterms, but nobody else does either.