Tuesday, May 07, 2024

Tuesday Night

Rock on.

Happy Hour

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Amazing Stuff

Reuters:
Israel still plans to proceed with a 90-day plan to invade Rafah, which Washington is committed to stopping, a U.S. official familiar with truce negotiations between Hamas and Israel told Reuters on Monday.

"Netanyahu and the war cabinet have not appeared to approach the latest phase of negotiations (with Hamas) in good faith,” the official told Reuters, asking not to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter.
We'll never hear from that official again.

America's Worst University

Columbia University.

Lunch

eat

Rage

"soliciting support" truly amazing.

Please Describe Your Crimes In Detail

Sure thing, esquire, I have detailed contemporaneous notes.
The former Trump Organization controller testified about the notes he took during a January 2017 meeting that laid out how the family real estate company was going to surreptitiously reimburse attorney Michael Cohen for fronting the $130,000 that silenced the porn star Stormy Daniels. That payment kept her from going public about her decade-old, one-night stand with Trump in the days before the 2016 presidential election.

The farce was laid out in black and white, with handwritten notes explaining the fuzzy math at play.

The View From Above

She apologized, but this is the kind of thing our overlords - especially of a certain generation (X and older) - believe.

Morning

Have we settled on who, exactly, fucked it into the sun yet? Maybe it was Rashida Tlaib.

Certainly wasn't Blinken!

Monday, May 06, 2024

Monday Night

Rock on.

Happy Hour

Get happy

Campaign Message

Our good friends, the Republicans, who we hope to work with on many good bipartisan things, are an existential threat to the country.

It has some flaws.

You can't separate Trump from the Republicans when their lips are latched to his buttocks

And you certainly can't separate Trump from his people! Why would you?

Why Can't Voters Understand That The Orange Man Is Bad

Mystery.

A pair of campaign managers for former Presidents Trump and Obama are teaming up for an across-the-aisle podcast that promises to “engage rather than enrage” while diving into the 2024 White House race.

Kellyanne Conway, who headed up Trump’s 2016 campaign, and David Plouffe, who steered Obama’s 2008 White House bid, will join forces for “The Campaign Managers,” podcast platform PodcastOne announced Monday.

Did TikTok tell him this was a good idea?

 

You Misspelled "Boo Concerns"

Heckuva job.

Lunch

eat

No Red Lines

Perhaps, back in October, a few more people should've meekly raised their hands and said that maybe that wasn't such a great policy (for any government, for any conflict, for anything whatsoever), that it was in fact absolutely completely insane, instead of yelling at people about the bad orange man and trying to ruin careers.

The next line will likely be that this is actually the fault of US college campus protesters, because their actions reaffirmed the global threat of antisemitism (Hamas has infiltrated American universities), leaving Israel with no choice.

What's The Biden Line Going To Be Today

 Not this.


WHAT CAN BIDEN DO

What did people think Israel was planning to do? They didn't keep it secret. The statements of some college kid got more coverage than 7 months of genocidal statements from top Israel officials.

Why has TikTok done this?

Morning

Another great week for the international rules-based order ahead.

Sunday, May 05, 2024

Sunday Happy Hour

Enjoy