It isn't the actions of a sentient land area, it's the Republicans in Pennsylvania who are doing this but "lol stupid Pennsyvania" is the sort of Objective Journalism we're used to from that fucking newspaper.
See, Pennsylvania, it’s not so hard: Iowa instructs election officials processing absentee ballots to place naked ballots in a secrecy envelope - not discard the ballots. https://t.co/bLxg2Ml027