...The Democrats!

Set the countdown to the inevitable bailout and HOOCOODANODE era, which will, somehow, be the fault of everyone except the people responsible.

Stablecoin legislation overcame a procedural blockade in the US Senate, marking a major victory for the crypto industry after a group of Democrats dropped their opposition Monday.

Of course it will also cause immense problems before that point, so win-win!

Their opposition was always fake.