Thursday, November 07, 2002

Betty Bowers says what needs to be said:


Dear Brothers & Sisters in Christian
Righteousness:

Praise the Lord that the GOP is so powerful that we can ruin the economy and threaten to spill the blood of American soldiers for no reason other than to keep our approval rating aloft – and still win! Need we have any more proof that our glorious regime is a miracle?
Praise!

Since I last wrote to you, the Russians actually did what President Bush claimed Saddam Hussein would do – used gas on civilians. I am told that it was worse than the night Viktoria Brezhnev wore a whole bottle of White Shoulders to the Bolshoi! And the Washington snipers have been captured. And what is the lesson we have learned from that -- other than affirmative action has finally allowed Negroes to be serial killers, too? Well, as my friends at the NRA were quick to conclude: Guns don't kill people, Chevrolet Caprices do!


Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you.