Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Uncle Reamus

He's a special guy:
Today, President George “Uncle Reamus” Bush interrupted his vacation in Maine to visit such a school. Finding it closed, the president was inspired by the Bible and commanded that the children also sacrifice a bit of their summer vacation and had them brought unto him to celebrate the 4th of July. And what better, more patriotic way to do this than to celebrate the independence not of America or of American Africans but the liberation of Scooter Libby?