Monday, September 29, 2014

Good Guys And Bad Guys

If I ran a restaurant I'm pretty sure the thing which would signal "bad guy" and make me reach for the alarm button or call 911 would be, you know, a gun. But, hey, it's their world and I just live in it.

"I just need to see a weapon. I need you to be carrying a gun," says Bergeron's owner Kevin Cox.

That's right. The restaurant began offering a 10% discount a couple of weeks ago, for bringing in both your appetite and your gun.

"As long as everybody has a gun we're all the same size," says Cox.

And what happens when a "good guy with a gun" decides he spots a "bad guy with a gun."

I blame lead.