Thursday, April 30, 2015

What The Everloving Fuck

Emergency lights and sirens are obviously necessary, but they're also a major hazard and should be used for, you know, emergencies, not when America's Worst Governor (and really, there's a lot of competition) needs to go for a burger run.
ALBANY — Forget the state police escort, Gov. Cuomo can now drive himself to emergencies in his classic Corvette.

The Cuomo administration has quietly changed state regulations to reclassify any “motor vehicle owned or operated by” the governor and a handful of other top officials as emergency vehicles, allowing them to have flashing red and white emergency lights.