Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Clear As Mud

Everybody involved is incompetent.

Headline:
What you can and cannot bring to papal events

Actual information:
They open at 6 a.m. Saturday, September 26th. The good news is you will be able to bring provisions.

"Food, water is fine. Packages, I mean I'm being serious, packages, depending on what's in the package. But yea, food, water, all those kinds of things, sure," Nutter said.

So, you know, depending. Like whatevs.