Sunday, August 23, 2015

The One True Candidate And The One True Shill

Primary season is the greatest time for incredibly influential bloggers who receive large amounts of money from various campaigns, Wall Street Interests, random billionaires, retirees we manage to scam, and similar. It's always fun because as I'm rolling around in my money and snorting only the best coke that the campaigns have sent to me, people accuse me of having conflicts of interest and of holding views I don't actually hold, or at least that I won't actually hold until the good coke shows up.

Send more money and more better coke and I will be a more better shill.