Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Marco Rubio Will Be The Real Winner Of Every Primary, No Matter How Badly He Does

The blatant cheerleading for Rubio by our supposedly "objective" press has been one of the funniest things about this primary season. I don't really get it, as he just seems to be horrible. Not horrible because he's conservative and I don't like conservatives, but horrible because he's just a horribly inept candidate. I'm not just talking about the theatre criticism, though our press corps loves theatre criticism so they should be aware that he's horrible in that sense, but he just seems to be stupid and silly and horrible and just the worst. Did I mention I hate Rubio? I hate Rubio.