Occasionally I'm reminded of Whitewater. No, nobody can explain Whitewater to The Kids Today. Nobody ever knew what Whitewater was supposed to be about back when it happened. It was a small land deal in which the Clintons lost a bit of money and then there were blowjobs and the rest is history. Even if one imagines that this cool sweet money losing land deal was as corrupt as corrupt could be and that the Clintons were in on all of that sweet money losing corruption, it's pretty much "Tuesday" in the life of the Donald.