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Saturday, May 02, 2026
Running On Empty
I know this just means we will increase the defense budget by another eleventy zillion dollars (some Dems will oppose, some will support with a frowny face), but that doesn't mean they can make new flying death machines especially quickly.
The Trump administration has authorized more than $8.6 billion in emergency arms sales to partners in the Middle East as negotiations to end the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran remained at an impasse.
It was unclear when the weapons would arrive in the region, since it takes years to build large quantities of defensive interceptors and other types of munitions. The slow pace of production has become an acute concern in Washington, and any such weapons that American arms companies make for other countries mean less for the United States. Some Pentagon officials have expressed anxiety about diminishing U.S. stockpiles.
Dead Malls
It might actually be a good indicator of Russia's economic problems, but it's still funny as "dead malls" have been a major US phenomenon since the Great Recession and before.
What a deserted mall in Moscow says about Russia’s economic woes
The piece even says other some other malls are fine!
Lucky Them
Whatever sense the various post-war arrangements made once upon a time, I do think that the advantages of having US troops stationed in your country are not exactly clear.
Pentagon officials said on Friday that they were pulling 5,000 troops from Germany and would redeploy them to the United States and other posts overseas.
Down to 2022 levels so this is hardly a major change, anyway.
It is funny that this is because of Merz, because he was the one who, on day one, told everyone not to criticize Trump over Iran. When his cunning plan didn't work so well he flipped entirely.
Earlier this week, Germany’s chancellor, Friedrich Merz, said Iran had “humiliated” the United States, and he questioned how Mr. Trump planned to end the conflict.
“The Americans obviously have no strategy,” Mr. Merz said.
Merz obviously has Smartest Boy In The Room syndrome, a sign of which is people who do a 180 degree turn on their views without acknowledging any of the people who were right to begin with, or, presumably, listening to them the next time. Give this man an Atlantic column!
Friday, May 01, 2026
It's Tariff Week, Again
Trump is back to happier times, when he would announce them daily and watch his Foxy friends on TV clap.
How Is He Doing
This car-hating hippie does find rising gas prices somewhat pleasing (yes, I know they impose real additional costs on people who can't afford them, but so do so many other things people don't obsess about as much), and also a hilarious tribute to the energy and industrial and military policies of our greatest president.
At Least The War Is Over
And we won, and we obtained many spoils.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration is arguing that the war in Iran has already ended because of the ceasefire that began in early April, an interpretation that would allow the White House to avoid the need to seek congressional approval.
The Catturd2 Presidency
I don't claim to have my finger on the pulse of America about everything, but I really don't think that the president regularly trying to get TV comedians fired has much appeal beyond the hardcore.
President Donald Trump says ABC had “better” fire Jimmy Kimmel soon, in his latest broadside against the network and its popular late-night comedian.
To the extent that all the "cancel culture" nonsense resonated with normies, it's because in their not-paying-much-attention brains, this is sort of what they imagined "cancel culture" was.
Elite concerns about cancel culture were something entirely different of course.
Normies (hearing the endless cancel culture whine): Biden is blacklisting my favorite actors because of woke! Office workers are losing their jobs because they aren't saying Latinx!
Elites: Regular people are being mean to us on twitter and college students are protesting our 5 figure student fee-paid speaking fees because we are racist sex pests! This is tyranny!
Thursday, April 30, 2026
Housekeeping
I've long thought about changing the font from the joke-pretentious Times New Roman (just like that real newspaper!) to something more readable to my (and your) ageing eyes. As a temporary measure, there's a little checkbox at the top of the left column that switches everything to Arial if you so desire!
Mills Out
I've avoided getting sucked into the Platner discourse, as my beautiful mind is already occupied by too many things, but Schumer recruiting Mills was an obviously ridiculous step.
Gov. Janet Mills of Maine, the Democratic establishment’s choice to run for the Senate seat long held by Senator Susan Collins, a Republican, suspended her campaign on Thursday, saying she no longer had the financial resources to compete against Graham Platner, a progressive political newcomer.
Her exit paves the way for Mr. Platner, an oysterman who has led her in polls, to become the Democratic nominee in one of the most important Senate races in the country.
Strait Flushed
The fundamental stalemate is that there is nothing Iran would agree to - especially when we all know that President Deals is not bound by deals - that would satisfy Trump's ego and his need to semi-plausibly claim HE WON.
I shouldn't have been, but I was a bit surprised he went back to posting threats. Or, at least, a bit surprised his staff didn't stop him.
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
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