Friday, January 02, 2026
America's Worst Newspaper
Reciprocity
Mali and Burkina Faso will impose a travel ban on Americans in response to President Trump’s announcement this month that citizens of the two West African countries would be barred from entering the United States from Jan. 1.Usually absolute bans aren't at issue, but if you've ever wondered why some country requires difficult-to-obtain visas for Americans, it's because the US requires it of their citizens.
Both governments said in separate statements on Tuesday that they were acting “in accordance with the principle of reciprocity,” and would apply the same restrictions on Americans that were imposed on their countries. The travel bans would take effect immediately, they added, and the decision was announced after Niger made a similar decision last week.
Thursday, January 01, 2026
The Failed Mamdani Mayoralty
It isn't looking good, folks. Gotta admit the NYT editorial board had a point when they published this.
U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, who didn't endorse Zohran Mamdani for mayor, is expected to attend his inauguration at City Hall set to start shortly, per a source. Schumer will be seated on the dais with other top pols.
— Chris Sommerfeldt (@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social) January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This Is Almost As Bad As The Time Sarah Huckabee Sanders Was Politely Asked To Leave A Restaurant
Sure Why Not
Elon Musk's brain implant company Neuralink will start "high-volume production" of brain-computer interface devices and move to an entirely automated surgical procedure in 2026, Musk said in a post on the social media platform X on Wednesday.
Pretty sure this is just hype to get some funding money from rich suckers, but even if I were a rich sucker I think I would understand that brain surgery requires the nuanced precision that needs a bit of human touch. It isn’t just injecting jelly into a donut.
Maybe it isn't the best task for the horny chatbot.
And 'high-volume' in this context is very funny.
Hopefully The Last Gasp
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
Final 2025 Happy Hour
They Could Override That
A plan to help local communities pay their share of the long-sought Arkansas River Valley conduit passed Congress with strong bipartisan support, but has still come up one vital signature short of becoming a reality.In this case, "strong bipartisan support" = unanimous support in both the House and Senate.
What If They Buy Both Parties
Pundit Accountability
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Afternoon Thread
Apparently conservatives are trying to break into and film daycare centers all over the country. Normal.

