Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The Most Stupendous Trolling Effort Yet

On the cover of a magazine, no less!

A not insignificant columnist once asked me who my favorite columnist was. As with the "favorite movie" or "favorite book" question that answer would vary depending on what popped into my head, but at that moment "Jon Chait" was what came out of my mouth. This was in spite of his support for the Iraq war, and in spite of his "I must destroy Howard Dean" blogging in '03-04. Note that I never counted myself as a Dean supporter, though I was certainly a Dean sympathizer, and certainly there was a case to be made that some candidate other than Dean should be the nominee (whether or not you agree, there were arguments). Still, the fact that in '03-'04 Chait thought that an important use of his time at the website of a major political magazine was trying to derail the Dean nomination suggested some rather odd priorities.

Even after all of that, I liked Jon Chait. He was too young to be perpetually battling the dirty fucking hippies in his head, as Joe Klein does, and seemed to have managed to not entirely embrace the 90s Children of Slate Contrarianism for Contrarianism's sake. He often seemed to understand that many Republicans were, in fact, bad people, that Republicans were in power, and that generally a good use of time and column space was to target them rather than, say, Al Sharpton or "some guy with a sign" somewhere. When he was in the mood he wrote well, with an acid tongue that emulated Kinsley's best with an extra bit of venom.

But the Iraq war and the rise of bloggers seemed to change that. Long clinging to his support for that war, Chait suddenly discovered those dirty fucking hippies. They were bloggers! They must be stopped! And, so, he went through his Joe Klein period, concerned about the smell of patchouli wafting through the hall of the DNC.

He's come a long way from his "hey, kids, get off of my lawn" phase, though he still seems to fail to understand much.

First, he doesn't quite seem to understand what the word "propaganda" means. Honest but persuasive speech which employees legitimate rhetorical tools not meant to deceive doesn't qualify as "propaganda." Hyperbole, exaggeration, anecdote, metaphor, humor, can all be employed without intent to deceive, even if hyperliteralists might find that the statements are not literally true.

As for the term chickenhawk, it isn't propaganda, it's what we call an "insult." There's no requirement for war supporters to enlist, any more than those who support tax increases needed to mail extra money to the federal government. Iraq chickenhawks are those who support the war, speak of the conflict in existential terms and describe support or opposition of that war in terms of "bravery" or "cowardice" while obsessing about 300/Lord of the Rings War porn even though there isn't the slightest chance in hell they'd sign up. Jonah Goldberg isn't a chickenhawk because he didn't sign up, he's a chickenhawk because there was never any chance that he would. It's an insult, and it's an effective one, because they know it's true.


As for this:

The prevailing sentiment here, however, is not a distrust of pointy heads. Rather, it's a belief that political discourse ought to be judged solely by its real-world effects. The netroots consider the notion of pursuing truth for its own sake nonsensical. Their interest in ideas, and facts, is purely instrumental.


This is just weird. The point of giving a shit about stuff is that you give a shit about ideas. The point of caring about outcomes is that you care about the idea behind the outcomes. The suggestion that there's no concern for facts is a baseless attack, and his Salon/Edwards anecdote doesn't support it (I never criticized Salon for the story, but I had my own sources on the subject at the time).

Expressed ideas do have real world impacts. I'm all for high minded academic research, though I'm not sure what that has to do with largely fluffy political opinion magazines, but I do object to those who imagine that they think their grand thoughts without concern for outcomes. It's grotesque absurdity that pundits and opinion journalists spend their time writing about things even though they don't care about the outcomes. What an odd way to spend one's time. It's just a conceit by those who like to imagine themselves to be above the fray, that their subjective (if well-researched) opinions are imbued with the Truth.

Anyway, give him another 3 or 4 years. Perhaps his personal shame about his Iraq war support and his sudden obsession with Joe Klein's dirty hippies will fade. Then maybe, when caught off guard for a moment, I might think of Chait as my favorite columnist again. One of them anyway.

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Does Williard M. Romney think ferrets are varmints?

Ferrets

So, who's gonna slap on the ferret costume and follow Rudy! around?

Fresh Thread

Enjoy.

Beck

While there is much to criticize him for, as with Tenet what is really striking is how stupid he is.


Can't CNN do any better?

...another edition of...

"Democratic Party Chairman John Dean"

Try again, CNN.

So Lonely In Philadelphia

I was wondering if presidential candidates were ever going to come to my wee burgh. Obama's going to be the first.*

*First public event I've noticed, anyway.


...Uncommon Sense hopes Obama will enjoy his visit more than Gore did:

ALTOONA, PA–During a campaign stop at an Altoona paper mill Monday, presidential contender Al Gore launched into an unexpected 40-minute tirade against the "not-so-great state of Pennsylvania," calling it "the nation's armpit" and "a total hellhole."

"Over the past few days, I have traveled all over your state and met many of you. And what has impressed me most is that no matter where I have gone, my reaction has been the same: 'Oh, God, get me the fuck out of this dump,'" said Gore, who alternately referred to the Keystone State's 12 million residents as "animals" and "ghouls." "From Pittsburgh to Philadelphia, from Erie to Easton, the places and faces of Pennsylvania stand in direct opposition to everything that makes America great."

Gore went on to tell the assembled mill workers that he "couldn't care less" if he loses Pennsylvania's 23 electoral votes, so long as he "never [has] to set foot in this steaming dungheap again."

Raising his voice and pointing at the crowd, Gore continued: "During this presidential campaign, I have had the opportunity to criss-cross this great land. At each stop along the way, I have been deeply touched by the courage and conviction of the American people. But, holy crap, you people are craven, gutless cowards. I haven't the slightest clue what base and hideous interests of yours I could possibly defend as your next president. I do not even vaguely know what drives you subhuman pig-men, but I am sure I don't want to know."


Oddly, people tell me Gore tends to talk just like that...

Office of the Commander in Chief

This is not from the Onion.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraq's prime minister has created an entity within his government that U.S. and Iraqi military officials say is being used behind a smokescreen to carry out an extreme Shiite agenda that is worsening the country's sectarian divide.

The "Office of the Commander in Chief" has the power to overrule other government ministries, according to U.S. military and intelligence sources.

Those sources say the 24-member office is abusing its power, increasingly overriding decisions made by the Iraqi Ministries of Defense and Interior and potentially undermining the entire U.S. effort in Iraq.

The Office, as it is known in Baghdad, was set up about four months ago with the knowledge of American forces in Iraq. Its goal is ostensibly to advise Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki -- the nation's new commander in chief -- on military matters.

According to a U.S. intelligence source, the Office is "ensuring the emplacement of commanders it favors and can control, regardless of what the ministries want."

A senior Iraqi army officer who is seeking help from the senior U.S. command said: "The Office is not supposed to be taking charge like this. It's overstepping its role as an advisory office. It's not a healthy thing to have. It's people with no power who want to have power."

Misinformation Campaign

But who is it directed at?

Haircuts

Boehlert column.

Seducing Me

There are a lot of reasons I'm doing my best not to wade too deeply into primary politics. One is simply that it's very early and I imagine the contours of debate will have shifted significantly by the time the Fall rolls around and things get serious. Another is the rather annoying tendency of people to assume all kinds of nefarious motives whenever I do (or, at times, when I don't). I actually don't have any desire to curry favor with campaigns or candidates, and nor do I have any personal allegiance to any campaign. Third, I generally just have no desire to start tearing down Democratic candidates based on the stupid shit which the media focuses on at this point in the campaign.

Mostly, though, it's difficult to talk about the primary because it's difficult to disentangle two largely separate issues. One is who do I think would make the Best Preznit Evah. Two is who is the most electable. They aren't completely separate, of course, but they aren't the same either. It's rather vital to the future of the country, and the world, that somebody NotRepublican gets elected in '08, so electability is important. On the other hand, I consider myself (and everyone else) to be utterly unqualified to pass judgment on that issue, and find that even going down that path leads one to madness.

So that leaves the first issue, who do I think would make the Best Preznit Evah? I really don't know, and even if I did have a strong opinion I'm not sure it matters all that much. If I ever do make up my mind on that count I'd probably say so, but again it doesn't seem to be especially important.

Wanker of the Day

Franklin Foer, for continuing to publish this crap.

Whine

CooCoo has lost it.

Mission Accomplished Day

Another look back.

By Elisabeth Bumiller

WASHINGTON, May 1 -- President Bush's made-for-television address tonight on the carrier Abraham Lincoln was a powerful, Reaganesque finale to a six-week war. But beneath the golden images of a president steaming home with his troops toward the California coast lay the cold political and military realities that drove Mr. Bush's advisers to create the moment.

The president declared an end to major combat operations, White House, Pentagon and State Department officials said, for three crucial reasons: to signify the shift of American soldiers from the role of conquerors to police, to open the way for aid from countries that refused to help militarily and -- above all -- to signal to voters that Mr. Bush is shifting his focus from Baghdad to concerns at home….

''This is the formalization that tells everybody we're not engaged in combat anymore, we're prepared for getting out,'' a senior administration official said….


...

By Michael R. Gordon and Eric Schmitt

BAGHDAD, May 2 -- The Bush administration is planning to withdraw most United States combat forces from Iraq over the next several months and wants to shrink the American military presence to less than two divisions by the fall, senior allied officials said today.

The United States currently has more than five divisions in Iraq, troops that fought their way into the country and units that were added in an attempt to stabilize it. But the Bush administration is trying to establish a new military structure in which American troops would continue to secure Baghdad while the majority of the forces in Iraq would be from other nations.

Under current planning, there would be three sectors in postwar Iraq. The Americans would keep a division in and around Baghdad; Britain would command a multinational division in the south near Basra; and Poland would command a third division of troops from a variety of nations.



More at the link...

Mission Accomplished

By the numbers.

Icky

Reading back through this old exchange between Pollitt and Lord Saletan, one ultimately concludes that what his Lordship wants is for every woman who has an abortion to send him a personal note of apology.

More from Amanda.


...for those who can't stand wading through all the dumb, Katha sums it up pretty well:

After I sent off my entry yesterday afternoon I asked myself: What exactly are Will and I arguing about? We both agree, after all, that it's better not to have an unwanted pregnancy in the first place than to have an abortion, we both agree that America needs lots more birth control and lots more realistic sex education. We both want emergency contraception to be widely available over the counter. We both want men to take more responsibility—to use condoms, for example. If you and I were actually designing policy, I'm guessing we'd see the practical piece much the same way: Ramp up that funding! Build those clinics! Make health insurance companies pay for birth control like they pay for Viagra. We'd ask stern questions about how that male pill is coming along and about when we might see some new options for women. We'd look at the experience of countries with lower rates of unwanted pregnancy, teen births, and abortion (every other Western industrialized nation); we'd interview experts and study the literature, we'd set up a bunch of pilot programs to see what worked best with what sub-populations.

And then would come the ad campaign. Mine would have pictures of cheerful girls and women: "At my local Saletan clinic, the doctors are great and birth control is free! They really took time with me and answered all my questions. Best of all, I can call anytime and talk to a nurse in total privacy. Thanks to Saletan, I'll have a baby when I'm ready—but not till then." Yours would show a spiky-haired, pierced, and tattooed girl looking sullen and miserable: "I stayed out all night and forgot to take my Pill. Now I'm having an abortion and it's totally my fault. Go on, hate me, I deserve it! If only I'd listened to the doctors at Saletan." Or maybe you could have a picture of a stern-looking nun standing in front of an abortion clinic: "Birth Control: Because Purgatory's better than Hell."

Great Moments in Modern Dumb

Part 2.

Great Moments in Modern Dumb

Part 1.

Major Combat Operations Have Ended

Heckuva job wise old men of Washington.