The Evil-Dewars are coming!
And look here's the FBI again, popping up
               like some sort of agitated gopher, saying
               very sorry but it simply won't be able to
               prevent any nutjob suicidal religious
               fanatics from strapping C-4 to their chests
               and blowing up a crowded Starbucks in
               downtown Chicago or maybe Seattle or
               maybe right down the street from where
               you live, and isn't that horrible and aren't
               you just terribly scared good now please
               hush up and stop asking questions. 
               This is the pattern. This is the message.
               Like some horrible clockwork they come,
               fresh terrorist attack warnings from the
               Bush administration or possibly a
               stern-faced government security agency,
               paced out every month or so just so you
               don't get too complacent, too wary, too,
               you know, suspicious. 
And Kudos to Morford for putting links in his column.  Need some more of that.  Although, Tweety's silly Blog is a bit overlinked.
