Monday, May 20, 2002

Oh, man, the President is really losing it. Check out the transcript of a recent statement:

In closing, I'd like to remind Americans that not only did Bill Clinton receive terrorist warnings years before I did, but he also porked that fat Jewish intern. Porked her repeatedly. Porked her in the Oval Office, Porked her in the mouth. Again and again. Quick and dirty. And all the while, the unprecedented era of peace and prosperity he created raged on. I think that speaks for itself.

Thank you. No questions, please.

wonder how I missed that one...