Wednesday, December 18, 2002

The Island of Dr. Frist

Frist is an animal lover who said his decision to become a doctor was clinched when he helped heal a friend's dog. But Frist now found himself forced to kill animals during medical research. And his new dilemma was finding enough animals to kill. Soon, he began lying to obtain more animals. He went to the animal shelters around Boston and promised he would care for the cats as pets. Then he killed them during experiments. "It was a heinous and dishonest thing to do," Frist wrote. "I was going a little crazy."

I guess it does take 4 cats to make one cat with 4 asses..

UPDATE: via Amygdala I see that

Today, he'll appear at the National Zoo at 6 a.m. to give cardiac exams to the apes and baboons.

Better count them before he leaves.