Saturday, February 15, 2003

Iran Now Part of Axis of Not Quite As Evil

The United States now distinguishes between Iran and the other countries that President George Bush lumped together in an "axis of evil" and does not plan to target the Islamic republic after the likely war in Iraq.

But wait!

Bin Laden's son, Al Qaeda Terrorists in Iran

U.S. intelligence agencies say Osama bin Laden's oldest son, Sad, is in Iran along with other senior al Qaeda terrorists, as Iranian military forces have been placed on their highest state of alert in anticipation of a U.S. attack on Iraq, according to intelligence officials.

Grownups in charge! Moral Clarity!