The idea of Ben Affleck and J. Lo participating in a remake of Casablanca should make all serious right-thinking Americans cringe. So, go sign Tbogg's petition to put a stop to the devious plans by this pair of unpatriotic America-haters.
But, hey, Ben buddy, I still love ya. So, if you'd consider dropping a few hundred grand into the Eschaton tip jar instead of, you know, the tables at the Luxor, feel free...
