Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Venturing Out From the Batcave

I ventured out from the VLWC headquarters this evening to meet up with my lieutenants in our holy army, Jesse from Pandagon and Jim from the Rittenhouse Review. After exchanging the secret handshake, swearing our allegiance to Stalin and Mao, and burning some candles at the altar of the Holy Clenis ™ , we settled down to a nice meal. I revealed my secret identity - as a Philadelphia gym teacher. Jim apparently works full time as an installation technician for Comcast Cable, and Jesse sells life insurance.