Saturday, August 30, 2003

Hire Jesse

Dear Sir or Madam:

Jesse Taylor is a highly intelligent graduate of a top liberal arts college. His writings on his weblog, Pandagon, over the past couple of years clearly demonstrate a broad and nuanced understanding of history, current events, and contemporary politics, as well as an ability to smash his debating opponents into pulp. Your newspaper/think tank/policy research firm/lobbying company/political party would be insane not to take advantage of this opportunity to hire him.

Love and kisses,