Monday, September 01, 2003

Just What the Country Needs

Another Republican who can't keep his zipper zipped.

Actually, I have no idea if infidelity played any role in the sudden separation of Governor Owens and his wife, but if it does I'm putting Howie Kurtz on notice that he'd better include that line when he writes about it.

And if he can't think of OTHER prominent Republicans whose zippers are abnormally affected by gravity, I'll be happy to provide a list.