Friday, March 19, 2004


So, I'm listening to Howard Stern who just go fined by the FCC. He's trying to play a clip from the Oprah show, which was on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night, but his producer won't let him. The point of playing the clip is that by the current FCC standards, it's "indecent," but they'd never fine Oprah for it. So, the question is - would they fine Howard Stern for playing a clip from the Oprah show? In any case, they won't even let him play the clip.

But, never let it be said that this is a decent website. Here's the transcript:

WINFREY: Yeah. So you say--let's talk about that secret language, Michelle.


WINFREY: I didn't know any of this.

Ms. BURFORD: I have--yeah, I have--I've gotten a whole new vocabulary, let me tell you.

WINFREY: I did not know any of this. Does this--does this mean I am no longer hip?

REED: ...(Unintelligible).

Ms. BURFORD: Salad-tossing. I'm thinking cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes. OK? I am definitely not hip.

WINFREY: OK--so--OK, so what is a salad toss?

Ms. BURFORD: OK, a tossed salad is--get ready; hold on to your underwear for this one--oral anal sex. So oral sex to the anus is what tossed salad is. Hi, Mom. OK. A rainbow party is an oral sex party. It's a gathering where oral sex is performed. And a--rainbow comes from--all of the girls put on lipstick and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors and makes a mark in a different place on the penis, hence, the term rainbow. So...