Friday, April 16, 2004

Bush to Win in November

Sorry, folks, it's over. How do I know? Well, Bush has a lot of money to spend. And, hey, if that doesn't work his people know how to tinker with those small airplanes Kerry flies in sometimes.

Wow! Suggesting that Bush's people would assassinate Kerry! That surely has to be outside the bounds of civilized discourse! I'm going to lose all of my advertisers for sure!

But, hey, if Rush Limbaugh can suggest the Clintons would kill Kerry...