"I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."

This got lost in the shuffle (to me) before, but the General was on it, as was hairy fish nuts.

From a recent Jimmy Swaggart television program:

I'm trying to find the correct name for it ... this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. ... I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.

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