Thursday, May 26, 2005

Sounds Like a Job for Geraldo

This should be fun:

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A judge on Thursday ordered a rare coin dealer under state and federal investigation to make a collection of state-owned coins immediately available to state auditors.

Franklin County Common Pleas Judge David Cain said auditors and fraud investigators should immediately view the coins, then have them available for handling and evaluation Thursday afternoon.

There is no truth to the rumor that the collection includes a limited edition 2002 thong autographed by one "Atrios" and valued at $800,000.