Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I Write a Letter

I write to Mary Hudak:

Dear Ms. Hudak,

I read with interest your response to firefighters who had taken off their FEMA T-shirts in protest for having their much-needed skills wasted on a presidential photo op. While not a first responder myself, I myself would like to make sure that I, too, am wearing the correct t-shirt so that my commitment to "the citizens of this country" is not called into question when I volunteer to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Is there a single t-shirt that all Americans should be wearing, or does it vary depending on the situation? Does it change daily? Most importantly, is there some place I can obtain these t-shirts to ensure that my patriotism is not called into question?