Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Well, My Secret Is Out

I can't believe you bought that "Duncan Black" crap for all these months. "Duncan Black" was just my porn name, back before I got famous. Suckers.

Anyhoo, I just thought I'd clear up a few things. A lot of you misunderstood me when I had that nice chat with Crazy Jesus Lady Peggy Noonan (don't get me wrong, I love me some Jesus, but she's nuts!). She's sure clueless, as is everyone else out there. Here's what I said to her:

I have friends and parents of friends who have numbers on their arms. The guy who taught me Spanish was a Holocaust survivor. He worked in a concentration camp in France. Yes, of course. Atrocities happened. War is horrible. The Second World War killed tens of millions of people. Some of them were Jews in concentration camps. Many people lost their lives. In the Ukraine, several million starved to death between 1932 and 1933. During the last century, 20 million people died in the Soviet Union.

Hey, lots of people died. Some of them were Jews! Most of them weren't Jews! As my pal Linda Richman would say, no big woop!

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