Friday, January 05, 2007

Continuing Wanker Education Seminar

If you don't get enough credits each year, they kick you out of the Project for the New American Century. Ladies & Gentlemen, don't get "Francis Fukuyamad" keep your credit hours current (no ethics hours required of course).

Today's seminar:

Start: Friday, January 5, 2007 11:00 AM
End: Friday, January 5, 2007 1:30 PM
Location: Wohlstetter Conference Center, Twelfth Floor, AEI
1150 Seventeenth Street, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20036
Directions to AEI

10:45 a.m. -- Registration (no, not for military service silly)

Panel I: Choosing Victory: A Plan for Success in Iraq (yeah, we're finally gettin' round to that)
Panelists: Frederick W. Kagan, AEI; General Jack Keane, U.S. Army (retired)

12:00 p.m.

Break (because the "war of ideas" works up an appetite for more than other people's blood & cool videos)


Panel II: Reports from Iraq [At least the safe parts] (As authentic as your 11th Grade Book Report)

Panelists: The Honorable John McCain, U.S. Senate; The Honorable Joseph Lieberman, U.S. Senate

1:30 p.m.

Adjournment (check listings at exit door for time that your bus leaves for FoxNews interview, AEI custodial staff will mop up splooge for your convenience)

Sadly, the event appears to be sold out for us mere mortals. But if you want to be in the general proximity of the event to RESPECTFULLY demonstrate your views on the matter now you know where those upstanding members of polite society shall be calling for the sacrifice of more human beings in the name of the vanity of a small group of assholes national security.