Tuesday, January 23, 2007

They Ask Questions

Stupid people ponder public policy:

Do you favor personal savings accounts as a voluntary part of Social Security Reform?

Uh, personal savings accounts already exist? Do you people live in some other country which lacks banks?

Do you favor an increase in retirement age as part of Medicare reform?

Uh, no.

Should Medicare have an element of means testing?

Uh, no.

Do you favor opening up Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil and gas exploration?

Uh, no.

How do you propose expanding Health Savings Accounts?

By not doing so? You people really are stupid, aren't you? If you want to make health expenditures tax deductible, just do so. What possible reason is there for encouraging people to put money into a special account just in case they need to spend it for a specific purpose? You people really are morons, aren't you?

Do you favor giving citizenship to those who are in this country illegally?

Uh, some, yeah, if for no other reason than I don't really approve of deporting parents of American citizens.

Should the United States send troops to stop the genocide in Darfur?

Dunno, you signing up?