Saturday, July 28, 2007

Nothing to do With Partisanship

That's the real issue. Partisans are people who disagree with the Very Wise People of Washington who float above the muck doing The Business of the People selflessly and without regard for petty worldly concerns. It is wrong to criticize these people or undermine them in any way, for the fate of the Republic requires that we praise their wisdom and reminisce proudly about their moderate liberal death squads. They are the people who run the country, and we should let them do this without fear of criticism or accountability.

Or, shorter Anne-Marie Slaughter:

Shut the fuck up you damn dirty hippies.