Thursday, February 21, 2008

Eschaton Endorsement

I promise to endorse the candidate who, in tonight's debate, says something like the following:

Not only are we going to Texas, we're going to Ohio and Rhode Island and Mississippi and Wyoming and Pennsylvania, and we're going to Guam and Indiana and North Carolina … And we're going to West Virginia and Kentucky and Montana and South Dakota and Puerto Rico, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaararh!!!