Bush is on the teevee. It's actually quite scary. Apparently al Qaeda is in Mosul now. Or something.
Bush was never a gifted orator, but now neither he nor his speechwriters are even trying anymore. And he really does slur his words.
...I sorta remember when the armed vigilante groups we like were rebranded from "awakening councils" to "sons of Iraq," but I don't remember anyone commenting that it's really rather unfortunate to have such a gendered name. They aren't just vigilante groups, of course, they're political organizations, and apparently no daughters are allowed.
...normalcy is returning to Iraq. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
