Sunday, March 02, 2008

I Was Wrong

It turns out the Post did have someone on the "other side" of the "are women stupid" debate. It turns out the conflict was not between whether women are stupid or not, it's between whether they're stupid or fickle.

I can imagine the strategists for the senator from Illinois thinking, "What's that song in Verdi's 'Rigoletto'?" Women are fickle.

Turns out it's true.

Hopefully Camille Paglia will be along next week to tell us that the answer is, of course, both! Then we can put all this behind us and move on to more important issues. I suggest the inscrutability of Asians, or perhaps the brain/penis size tradeoff men face, but others may have some better ideas.