Friday, August 01, 2008

A Conversation Between Richard Cohen And His Doctor

Cohen: Hi Doc. I was wondering, um, could you prescribe some Cipro for me?

Doc: Uh, what for? Do you have a severe bacterial infection that I'm unaware of? I mean, it isn't really effective against Chlamydia anyway.

Cohen: No, just because. I want some.

Doc: Okay, here you go!