Give thanks to Victor David Hanson, America's Crazy Uncle, who informs us that there is no financial crisis and George Bush was a fabulous president, and the only reason anyone thinks otherwise is those crazy "hysterical" kids with their Blackberries, cable news, phat pants, and hula hoops.
Give thanks to Victor David Hanson, because no matter what batshit nuts relatives you were condemned to spend Thanksgiving with, at least you didn't have to put up with Victor David Hanson checking under the gravy boat for Radical Islamicists.
