Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Health Advisory

Reading this blog may induce unwelcome side effects, including dry mouth, uncontrolled blinking, rashes, itching, nausea, and cramps. Readers who experience chest pains, rapid heartbeat, or diarrhea, should head to the nearest emergency room. Readers who experience an erection lasting four hours or more, head to the nearest Ruby Tuesdays.