Fortunately We'll Need Some New Freedom Bomb Manufacturers

Not sure where they're located, but all the lazy unemployed people should figure it out and apply.

The job, posted on Indeed.com, seemed promising - an opening in Texas for a quality engineer with experience in dimensional gauging and benchtop test equipment, offering up to $62,000 a year.

But the advertisement included a caveat: "Client will not consider/review anyone not currently employed regardless of the reason."