Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Mysteries

Why is it that people who have no jobs and no money hate their friends and family so much that they don't buy them presents?

Italian retailers had the worst Christmas in 10 years, consumer group Codacons said, as austerity measures to combat the sovereign debt crisis prompted households to cut spending.

Fortunately we have a solution, applicable to all situations. Austerity! Smell it!