Monday, February 06, 2012

Abortions Are Sexy Hot

I annoyed a few not quite getting the joke people a few days ago by tweeting "I wish I could have an abortion." What I was mocking was the apparent view of some conservatives that not only are abortions such an easy procedure that lazy sluts would prefer to go out and have them all the time rather than bothering with birth control, but that there's actually something fun and enjoyable about them. It's what the Onion was getting at with its giant abortion clinic as part of an entertainment complex, and to think that story's true you have to buy into the premise. Abortions aren't simply no big deal, they're actually sexy goodtime fun.

Also, too, on the business side it's incredibly lucrative. We're all getting rich with our basement abortion clinics, probably funded by Soros.