Monday, May 28, 2012


Not actually a parody.

Young entrepreneurs will be able to obtain government loans to help them launch a business under a new StartUp scheme to be launched by David Cameron on Monday.

Over the next three years, ministers will put £82m into the scheme, which will fund loans worth on average £2,500 to people aged 18 to 24 who can show that they have a robust business plan.

Also, "Ministers believe more than 30,000 young people could benefit by 2014-15." Well, yes, if you multiply 30,000 pounds by 2,500 you get 75 million pounds.

The economy is saved!!!!!