Friday, March 21, 2014

History's Greatest Monsters

Philly squirrels are assholes. It's impossible to plant anything, as they'll pull everything edible off of the plants. Chickenwire can keep them out, but that's a pain. They don't like hot peppers, but they'll sample each and every one just to be sure, then toss the rejected bit down. They seem to mostly live on a diet of things taken from Popeye's dumpster. Once my cat ran out onto the back porch and one dropped half a chicken parm samwich on its head. At least he doesn't try to run out much anymore.