Wednesday, July 02, 2014

What's It All About Then

Please continue to give us lots of tax money but God doesn't want us to hire any gay people so don't make us do that. Hate the sin and love the sinner and all that, but really hate the sinner too because we can't possibly be in the same room as those people. And no worries, we'll have no problem administering social programs with all of that sweet sweet tax money to all people equally, and by all we mean most, and by most we mean some, because have you seen most people? They're just disgusting.

Just keep sending the checks.