Monday, December 29, 2014

On My Teevee

I am not making this ad up:
Horse: Where's Jill?

Dog: She's really lonely and out walking the cornfield again.

Cow: Do you think they will ever find true love?

Dog: Not hanging out with us all day.

Man in cartoon representation of American Gothic (actually the father): We used to be lonely.

Woman in cartoon representation of American Gothic (actually the daughter): Until we met on farmers only.

Man: Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site for farmers, ranchers, and good old country folks.

Jingle singer: You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only dot com.

Man: City folk just don't get it!