Friday, June 26, 2015

Oh Noes

Pretty sure life for Univision employees is no longer worth living.

Donald Trump has banned any employee of Univision from stepping foot on one of his properties after the Spanish-language network cancelled the Miss USA telecast.

The billionaire real estate baron, who is now running for president, sent a signed letter to the company's CEO and made threats about future policies.

"Please congratulate your Mexican Government officials for having made such outstanding trade deals with the United States. However, inform them that should I become President, those days are over. We are bringing jobs back to the U.S. Also, a meaningful border will be immediately created, not the laughingstock that currently exists," Trump said in the letter.